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BEST JOKES (FUNNY STORIES)
linaJan 16, 2012 07:21 AM
Hey guys, thought I would try to share a funny story from childhood.BEST VIDEOS
When I was in the third grade my mom asked me what I wanted to be for Halloween. I told her I wanted to be a bat because I had been reading some batman comics and thought this would be an awesome halloween costume. Bless her soul, my mom went to the fabric store and spent the next week sewing a costume that would transform me from a timid korean boy into a ferocious black bat. She even engineered large fabric wings that I could flap as I ran around in circles. I was so proud and couldn't wait to go to school the next morning.
When I got to school for halloween I was excited to show off my costume. The teachers lined us up so we could present our costumes to the other third grade home room classes and I was sure mine would impress my friends. As we visited the other classrooms I flapped my wings and tried to look as scary as possible.
In the last class there was a girl named Nicole that i had a crush on, and i was determined to impress her. I flapped, jumped, and danced around and was reveling in my performance as the scariest bat ever to ever appear in My elementary school. I was confident that Nicole would be amazed and that I would win her over.
As we were getting ready to leave her class i looked up, and there she was right in front of me with a smile on her face. I tried to contain myself while I waited for her to tell me how cool she thought my costume was. Instead she asked me the following question:
"Are you wearing a leotard?"
I hadn't realized it until then, but I was in fact, wearing my sister's black leotard.
P.S. Kim's echocardiogram yesterday showed fluids at same level around her heart. They didn't feel surgery was necessary at this point and we have to monitor and come back for another echo on Wed. Thank you God!